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by Zach (Age 10 | Tribe of Asher)<\/h4>\n

Why don’t cannibals eat weather forecasters?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Because they give them wind.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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