{"id":11849,"date":"2026-04-09T15:45:15","date_gmt":"2026-04-09T19:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/?p=11849"},"modified":"2026-04-09T15:45:17","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T19:45:17","slug":"the-speedy-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/the-speedy-family\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;Speedy&#8221; Family"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4>by Christine (Age 12 | Tribe of Naphtali)<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Apparently, not all the people in the &#8220;Speedy&#8221; family are so speedy.&nbsp; For instance, Speedy&#8217;s wife is &#8220;Sloth&#8221;.&nbsp; The lovely couple will have been together for 10 years on August 21st.&nbsp; They met each other at Times Square in 1992.&nbsp; They only knew each other for 8 months before they got married.&nbsp; You would think that is was love at first sight, but they both agreed it was not love at first sight.&nbsp; Weirdos.<\/p>\n<p>They have two wonderful daughters together.&nbsp; Their first child is their daughter Curly, who is 4 and a half.&nbsp; Their second child is named Moonlight.&nbsp; She is 2 and a half.&nbsp; Together, they live in an apartment in Manhattan provided by Jews for Jesus.&nbsp; And they live happily ever after.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Christine (Age 12 | Tribe of Naphtali) Apparently, not all the people in the &#8220;Speedy&#8221; family are so speedy.&nbsp; For instance, Speedy&#8217;s wife is &#8220;Sloth&#8221;.&nbsp; The lovely couple will have been together for 10 years on August 21st.&nbsp; They met each other at Times Square in 1992.&nbsp; They only knew each other for 8 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":172,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6057,6059],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gilgal-gazette-2003","category-junior-camp-east-gilgal-gazette-2003","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/172"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11849"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11968,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11849\/revisions\/11968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}