{"id":11878,"date":"2026-04-22T16:40:13","date_gmt":"2026-04-22T20:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/?p=11878"},"modified":"2026-04-22T16:40:15","modified_gmt":"2026-04-22T20:40:15","slug":"charlez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/charlez\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlez"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4>by Esther (Age 11 | Tribe of Simeon)<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Charlez has ISSUES!&nbsp; We were trying to put him on a diet because he was overweight, but nooooo!&nbsp; He tried to eat Dani&#8217;s socks.&nbsp; &#8220;Socks are just not good for a vacuum&#8217;s digestive system,&#8221; said Strings.&nbsp; He should have a steady diet of lint, dirt, and bugs.&nbsp; &#8220;I gave him a little piece of carpet, but he went too far after that,&#8221; said Dani.&nbsp; Charlez is stubborn and greedy and won&#8217;t save any food for the other vacuums.&nbsp; Charlez, our neighborhood vacuum, has ISSUES!&nbsp; Can you help?&nbsp; If you can, call 1-800-123-4567.&nbsp; Help!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Esther (Age 11 | Tribe of Simeon) Charlez has ISSUES!&nbsp; We were trying to put him on a diet because he was overweight, but nooooo!&nbsp; He tried to eat Dani&#8217;s socks.&nbsp; &#8220;Socks are just not good for a vacuum&#8217;s digestive system,&#8221; said Strings.&nbsp; He should have a steady diet of lint, dirt, and bugs.&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":172,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6057,6059],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gilgal-gazette-2003","category-junior-camp-east-gilgal-gazette-2003","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/172"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11878"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11879,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11878\/revisions\/11879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}