{"id":2097,"date":"2012-03-28T16:52:51","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T23:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jforj.com\/campgilgal\/?p=2097"},"modified":"2012-04-19T15:52:47","modified_gmt":"2012-04-19T22:52:47","slug":"the-strudel-commandments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/the-strudel-commandments\/","title":{"rendered":"The Strudel Commandments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2012\/03\/strudel2.jpg\" rel=\"shadowbox[sbpost-2097];player=img;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2098\" src=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2012\/03\/strudel2-226x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"226\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2012\/03\/strudel2-226x300.jpg 226w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2012\/03\/strudel2.jpg 664w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 226px) 100vw, 226px\" \/><\/a>Rena B., Age 15<br \/>Tribe of Manasseh<\/p>\n<p>There are many rules to Strudel. The first is if Thou has nothing Strudel to say, don\u2019t say Strudel at all. The second is Thou shall not eat from The Strudel of Knowledge. The third is Thou shall only say \u201cStrudel\u201d five times a day. The fourth is Thou is allowed to say \u201cStrudel\u201d more than five times a day if Thou are explaining the Strudel Commandments. The fifth commandment is Thou is only allowed to explain The Strudel Commandments if Thou are Tauros or Cyclops. The sixth is Thou shall keep the Strudel Passover holy. The seventh rule is if you say \u201cStrudel\u201d more than five times a day, Thou shall feel the wrath of The Strudel Creator. The eighth is that the origin of Strudel is a mystery. The ninth is that Strudel doesn\u2019t need a ninth commandment.<\/p>\n<p>The final commandment is Strudel is Strudel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rena B., Age 15Tribe of Manasseh There are many rules to Strudel. The first is if Thou has nothing Strudel to say, don\u2019t say Strudel at all. The second is Thou shall not eat from The Strudel of Knowledge. The third is Thou shall only say \u201cStrudel\u201d five times a day. The fourth is Thou [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[588,586],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teen-camp-east","category-gilgal-gazette-2011","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2100,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions\/2100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}