{"id":2120,"date":"2012-03-29T11:33:49","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T18:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jforj.com\/campgilgal\/?p=2120"},"modified":"2012-04-19T15:52:46","modified_gmt":"2012-04-19T22:52:46","slug":"how-to-be-a-hypochondriac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/how-to-be-a-hypochondriac\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Be a Hypochondriac"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cynthia R., Age 13<br \/>Tribe of Manasseh<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2012\/03\/tribe-22.jpg\" rel=\"shadowbox[sbpost-2120];player=img;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2121\" src=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2012\/03\/tribe-22-300x147.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2012\/03\/tribe-22-300x147.jpg 300w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2012\/03\/tribe-22.jpg 664w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>This year at Teen Camp, Austin, Joy and I went to an activity called \u201cHow to Be a Hypochondriac with Red Sox.\u201d We thought of symptoms and went through a book that Red Sox got from Speedy. It\u2019s called \u201cThe Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You.\u201d If you have a cough then you might have asbestosis. If your eyes are red then you\u00a0might have leptospirosis. And if you have discolored feet, then you might have carotenemia. We also made up some diseases. For example, the rapid aging of the nose is tachypaleorhinitis and the slow greening of the ears is bradyavrichlontis. During our stay at Camp Gilgal, Twister contracted tachycubitolysis, which is the rapid destruction of the elbow. Get well soon, Twister!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cynthia R., Age 13Tribe of Manasseh This year at Teen Camp, Austin, Joy and I went to an activity called \u201cHow to Be a Hypochondriac with Red Sox.\u201d We thought of symptoms and went through a book that Red Sox got from Speedy. It\u2019s called \u201cThe Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You.\u201d If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[588,586],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teen-camp-east","category-gilgal-gazette-2011","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2120"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2124,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120\/revisions\/2124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}