{"id":2210,"date":"2012-03-29T13:01:22","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T20:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jforj.com\/campgilgal\/?p=2210"},"modified":"2012-04-19T16:01:08","modified_gmt":"2012-04-19T23:01:08","slug":"my-least-favorite-tribe-leader","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/my-least-favorite-tribe-leader\/","title":{"rendered":"My Least Favorite Tribe Leader, Strings"},"content":{"rendered":"

Simone P., Age 15
Tribe of Manasseh<\/p>\n

(This article was written under very angry circumstances)<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t like Strings. She is very mean. You might be wondering what Strings has done that makes her so mean. I can answer that. Strings is making me write this article. Writing is not fun. I do not like to write and Strings is making me write, therefore I don\u2019t like Strings. I am going to hurry up and finish this article so I can go back to my cabin and FOB. YAY! By the way: on particular normal days with normal circumstances and when I am not being deprived from my sleep or forced to write, Strings is awesome!\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Simone: My Least Favorite Campers<\/span><\/h2>\n

Strings
Out-of-Cabin Staff<\/p>\n

[DISCLAIMER: This article was written under emotional duress as a rebuttal to Simone. It is personal.]<\/p>\n

Simone is my least favorite camper. The first time we met, she was a cute seven year-old at WWW and she was in my cabin the next year at camp. But that has all changed. Now, she\u2019s been to camp so many times, she thinks she knows everything! She likes to roll her eyes at me and tell me weird things. She might even be an ATL next year! WOW! She\u2019s old!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Just kidding! Simone is awesome and I love hanging out with her. We\u2019ll see about next year\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Simone P., Age 15Tribe of Manasseh (This article was written under very angry circumstances) I don\u2019t like Strings. She is very mean. You might be wondering what Strings has done that makes her so mean. I can answer that. Strings is making me write this article. Writing is not fun. I do not like to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[588,586],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teen-camp-east","category-gilgal-gazette-2011","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2210"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3160,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210\/revisions\/3160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}