{"id":3371,"date":"2013-03-08T10:25:07","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T17:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jforj.com\/campgilgal\/?p=3371"},"modified":"2013-04-18T12:15:15","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T19:15:15","slug":"the-blewish-twister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/the-blewish-twister\/","title":{"rendered":"The Blewish Twister!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 60px\">Eden A., Age 11<br \/>Tribe of Judah\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2013\/04\/Staff3-sm.jpg\" rel=\"shadowbox[sbpost-3371];player=img;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-3372\" alt=\"Staff3 sm\" src=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2013\/04\/Staff3-sm-300x265.jpg\" width=\"210\" height=\"186\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2013\/04\/Staff3-sm-300x265.jpg 300w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2013\/04\/Staff3-sm-1024x905.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2013\/04\/Staff3-sm.jpg 1051w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a>Incoming! Incoming! This just in: the <i>Blewish Twister<\/i> is approaching at 200 mph, and is coming in about four and a half hours this way! Things you might need: a jumbo pack of <i>Baby Carrots<\/i>, <i>Bologna<\/i>, <i>Shades<\/i> (just in case), and a couple pieces of <i>Strings<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px\">And just in case, you might also need: <i>Red Sox<\/i> for a <i>Swank<\/i> outfit, a <i>Scooter<\/i>, and an\u00a0emergency packet of <i>Hershey Kisses<\/i>, <i>Sneakers<\/i>, and your <i>Nemo<\/i> and <i>Froggy<\/i> stuffed toys. This zooming <i>Twister<\/i> leaves cities in a kurffufle and tosses towns like salad. Make sure nobody <i>Kicks<\/i> you, making you <i>Tripp<\/i>. While listening to Pink <i>Floyd<\/i>, eating <i>Chickpeas<\/i>, and <i>Starburst(s),<\/i> you should look at <i>Aquamarine<\/i> <i>Fresco(s<\/i>). Make sure that this amazing <i>Twister<\/i> doesn\u2019t <i>Zap <\/i>you on your way out. It\u2019s definitely a destroyer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eden A., Age 11Tribe of Judah\u00a0 Incoming! Incoming! This just in: the Blewish Twister is approaching at 200 mph, and is coming in about four and a half hours this way! Things you might need: a jumbo pack of Baby Carrots, Bologna, Shades (just in case), and a couple pieces of Strings. And just in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[592,591],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-junior-camp-east-gilgal-gazette-2012","category-gilgal-gazette-2012","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3371"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4801,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3371\/revisions\/4801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}