{"id":7944,"date":"2016-02-18T12:16:30","date_gmt":"2016-02-18T19:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/?p=7944"},"modified":"2016-03-02T15:55:18","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T22:55:18","slug":"hiccup-is-a-paintball-serial-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/hiccup-is-a-paintball-serial-killer\/","title":{"rendered":"Hiccup is a (Paintball) Serial Killer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asher W., Age 14<br \/>\nTribe of Simeon<\/p>\n<p>(The Italicized portion of this article is a dramatization of our day on the paint ball course and my time hanging out with Hiccup.)<\/p>\n<p><em>With his Go-Pro slapped to his chest, Hiccup crept behind yet another victim. He leveled his gun and glared through the sight, his tie-dye shirt flapping in the wind.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u201cHow long do we stay like this?\u201d I asked.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u201c\u2019Till we\u2019ve created maximum awesomeness.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Hiccup pulled the trigger and a stream of paintballs rocketed out of his gun. Paint exploded over our prey. \u201cAAAAARRRGGG!\u201d Elliot, now covered in a coat of neon yellow pigment, glared at us and marched out of the range.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7945\" src=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/02\/Interview-Hiccup1-300x265.jpg\" alt=\"Interview Hiccup1\" width=\"300\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/02\/Interview-Hiccup1-300x265.jpg 300w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/02\/Interview-Hiccup1-768x679.jpg 768w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/02\/Interview-Hiccup1-1024x906.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/02\/Interview-Hiccup1.jpg 1119w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Gun fire jetted out of a bunker as Nature Valley yelled an agonizing war cry. Hiccup and I dove behind some plywood and returned fire. Nature Valley was proclaimed hit and she tromped out of the arena. Two down, two to go.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hiccup is a hilarious, fairly obnoxious serial killer (but only in paintball). He was born in a town at the bottom of upstate New York, but currently lives in central Florida. He loves talking like a traumatized Indian at a Chinese restaurant or like Sara (S-A-R-A with no H \u2018cause H\u2019s are EWW!) from Jimmy Fallon.<\/p>\n<p>His favorite Bible story is when Jesus cast some demons into a herd of pigs. It shows that God works in weird and mysterious ways for His glory. His favorite memory verse is Romans 8:28 because it reminds me that no matter what happens God will work it out for good, even if we don\u2019t see it.<\/p>\n<p>Hiccup enjoys being crazy awkward and doing the crab dance. Hiccup is awesome, energetic, and optimistic. He gives us time to relax, have fun, an altogether have a great time. Hiccup is an amazing tribe leader and is one of my favorites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asher W., Age 14 Tribe of Simeon (The Italicized portion of this article is a dramatization of our day on the paint ball course and my time hanging out with Hiccup.) With his Go-Pro slapped to his chest, Hiccup crept behind yet another victim. He leveled his gun and glared through the sight, his tie-dye [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5985,5981],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teen-camp-east-gilgal-gazette-2015","category-gilgal-gazette-2015","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7944"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7946,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7944\/revisions\/7946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}