{"id":8438,"date":"2016-10-14T18:02:51","date_gmt":"2016-10-15T01:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/?p=8438"},"modified":"2016-10-14T19:27:51","modified_gmt":"2016-10-15T02:27:51","slug":"the-bible-timeline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/the-bible-timeline\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bible Timeline"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"BibleSam S., Age 8
\nTribe of Benjamin<\/p>\n

First we have a tree for creation. That was first. Then we have this nice house for the Garden of Eden. After that\u2026 this\u2026 juicy looking fruit. But don\u2019t let this fool you. That\u2019s when Adam and Eve sinned. Alright moving on to this rainbow! You know. The flood. Oh! This big tower. The Tower of Babel. The one where the different languages began. Sigh. Ah. Abram. Now known as Abraham. The father of many. Next a flag. This is a nation. Ah yes. Abraham\u2019s son. Isaac. Next a ram. Sacrifice! Jacob. Uh. A deceiver. The next sign means when Jacob stole Esau\u2019s birthright. But then he wrestles with God. I wish I lived in that tent. But no time. Ah. Joseph\u2019s robe. You know the story. Next an Egyptian pyramid. Now to Exodus. The rules. The Ten Commandments. Now someone\u2019s hands giving the Ten Commandments! Rocks! A hammer. Not for hammering nails. It\u2019s a judge\u2019s hammer! I wish I had this crown. But it only fits kings. Lamb. Not to eat kids. Because it\u2019s David and Goliath. Jewelry in a chest! Solomon! David\u2019s son. These punching thingies. A fire. Maybe a campfire. No I\u2019m messing with you. Elijah. E-l-i-j-a-h. The sacrifice to prove God is real. These nice grapes. Who gave these to me? A nice T-shirt. I\u2019ll keep this. Am I moving away? But\u2026I haven\u2019t finished. Okay. Ah. Another house. Babylon? A colored lion\u2019s mane. Daniel! And the lion\u2019s den. Yes! I get to go back! I get another chance. Okay. This thing. I guess it is Esther. A coffee maker or cabinet. I don\u2019t know. Anyway a wall. A sturdy wall. THE LAW IS SPOKEN! Now the last one.<\/p>\n

Actually it\u2019s not the end. Streetlight\u2019s favorite subject is Camp Gilgal! Her favorite food is sushi. Her favorite book is the Weight of Glory<\/em>. Her favorite show is The West Wing<\/em>. And she has been part of Camp Gilgal for ten years. Wait. What? You can read it up top? Oh. Looks like you can. Well my job\u2019s over. Peace or shalom.<\/p>\n

THE END.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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