{"id":8751,"date":"2016-10-14T10:20:16","date_gmt":"2016-10-14T17:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/?p=8751"},"modified":"2016-10-14T19:55:25","modified_gmt":"2016-10-15T02:55:25","slug":"indiana-jones-other-true-tales-of-flexing-grooviness-a-russian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/indiana-jones-other-true-tales-of-flexing-grooviness-a-russian\/","title":{"rendered":"Indiana Jones &amp; Other True Tales of Flexing, Grooviness, &amp; a Russian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asher W., Age 14<br \/>\nTribe of Benjamin<\/p>\n<p>Indiana Jones, who was born in Russia at a very early age, is a prime example of renaissance manhood \u2013 daring, ripped, and Jewish. He\u2019s also a lover of the infamous \u201chaunted\u201d shower (only infamous due to its lack of light and occasional proverbial <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-8752\" src=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/10\/Indiana-Jones.1jpg.jpg\" alt=\"Indiana Jones.1jpg\" width=\"292\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/10\/Indiana-Jones.1jpg.jpg 1008w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/10\/Indiana-Jones.1jpg-300x279.jpg 300w, http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/4\/files\/sites\/4\/2016\/10\/Indiana-Jones.1jpg-768x713.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/>spider).<\/p>\n<p>Indy has an incredible sense of humor and even tolerates Elliot\u2019s contortionist jokes, with his shades dangling on his necklace. Indiana leads activities with imperial passion and joy. Even informal nightly flexing, where pushups are attempted and muscle progress is analyzed in a nearby mirror, is met with partial exasperation. Indiana is often heard singing Russian love ballads or announcing in his deep voice, Russian to the core<strong>, <\/strong>that he ate too much breakfast and is just too full. Indy helps everyone, eats anything, and prays for everyone. His favorite Bible verse is Ephesians 1:5 which describes God\u2019s adoption of believers into the heavenly family. Always happy and sanguine, Indiana is a decidedly groovy Jew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asher W., Age 14 Tribe of Benjamin Indiana Jones, who was born in Russia at a very early age, is a prime example of renaissance manhood \u2013 daring, ripped, and Jewish. He\u2019s also a lover of the infamous \u201chaunted\u201d shower (only infamous due to its lack of light and occasional proverbial spider). Indy has an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5992,5990],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teen-camp-east-gilgal-gazette-2016","category-gilgal-gazette-2016","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8753,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8751\/revisions\/8753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jforj.org\/campgilgal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}