by Christine (Age 12 | Tribe of Naphtali)

Apparently, not all the people in the “Speedy” family are so speedy.  For instance, Speedy’s wife is “Sloth”.  The lovely couple will have been together for 10 years on August 21st.  They met each other at Times Square in 1992.  They only knew each other for 8 months before they got married.  You would think that is was love at first sight, but they both agreed it was not love at first sight.  Weirdos.

They have two wonderful daughters together.  Their first child is their daughter Curly, who is 4 and a half.  Their second child is named Moonlight.  She is 2 and a half.  Together, they live in an apartment in Manhattan provided by Jews for Jesus.  And they live happily ever after.