by Elizabeth (Age 9 | Tribe of Reuben)

Riddle: There were some policemen investigating a burnt down forest near the sea.  While they were investigating, they found a dead man in a scuba diving suit.  There was a helicopter flying nearby with a bucket.  How did the man get there?

Answer: The man was scuba diving in the sea.  There was an island with a forest nearby that somehow caught on fire.  A police helicopter came with a bucket to put out the fire and scooped him up and poured him with the water on the fire.

 

Jokes

What did the dog say to the dog?

Answer: Bow-wow

 

What did the teapot say to the refrigerator?

Answer: You’re cool

 

What did the horse say to the horse?

Answer: Hey

 

Why did the boy throw the butter in the air?

Answer: He wanted to see a butterfly