by Esther (Age 11 | Tribe of Simeon)

Charlez has ISSUES!  We were trying to put him on a diet because he was overweight, but nooooo!  He tried to eat Dani’s socks.  “Socks are just not good for a vacuum’s digestive system,” said Strings.  He should have a steady diet of lint, dirt, and bugs.  “I gave him a little piece of carpet, but he went too far after that,” said Dani.  Charlez is stubborn and greedy and won’t save any food for the other vacuums.  Charlez, our neighborhood vacuum, has ISSUES!  Can you help?  If you can, call 1-800-123-4567.  Help!